How does Jared Padalecki even work
I mean he’s so tall and has broad shoulders and is all muscular and shit
And then you look at his face and it’s made of sunshine
And he has this stupid smile that makes everyone smile and be happy and believe the world is a better place
And uGH NO
that’s a normal size cup he’s holding
is it really holy shit
(Source: assbutty, via edsmotherland)
Take your age and add 5 to it. That is your age in 5 years.
(Source: c0caino, via edsmotherland)
so we had 3 bottles of shampoo and 0 bottles of conditioner
then mum came home excited that she bought ten bottles of conditioner on sale
it turns out she bought shampoo
now we have 13 bottles of shampoo
and 0 bottles of conditioner
here’s another fun little tidbit
the shampoo she bought is for premium blonde to sand dune coloured hair
i am your child have you ever sEEN ME WE ARE ASIAN GODDAMNIT
(Source: renloras, via edsmotherland)
its sad how its more socially acceptable to hate your body than to love it
this text post hit me like a train
(via true-is-false)
sleeping naked is very dangerous bc if someone breaks into your house at night it would be very embarrassing to fight him off while naked
(via stfuthomas)
